Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Gentleman John Gale and the Weak Lead


Note: If you haven't yet read Indian Larry and the Online Misfits, click this link before reading on.


At my new table I immediately recognize a familiar face from the World Poker Tour, none other than “Gentleman” John Gale. If you know his post knockout ritual, you’ll know why I desperately did not want a hug from this well known poker pro. I immediately searched my memory (as the day went on my focus increased and things were coming to me much clearer than usual) of what I’d seen from his play in a few TV telecasts. I recalled that he’s rather tight but when he gets into a pot, very aggressive. I did not want to tangle with him without a very good hand. The Gentleman held true to his reputation, politely chatting with his fellow players and dealers, and methodically building his chips. It felt good though, to notice he didn’t have a whole lot more than me. Yes, these guys put their pants on one leg at a time, just like us.

By this time, the money was getting very close and play was tightening up considerably. I did my best to subscribe to the bubble axiom of taking advantage of the tight play but the cards weren’t coming and I wasn’t about to risk weak hands against the guys who were one by one being forced to play. And after an under the gun raise by a young lady with average chips, I’ve never so easily laid down pocket jacks on the button. Everyone folded, she showed Kings, and I again reminded myself how much of a genius I was. Then it was announced. We were on the bubble. 64 players remained. 63rd got about $1,700 and 64th got nothing.

On the bubble, the tables play hand-for-hand, meaning that one hand is dealt at every table and the next hand is not dealt until all the tables finish playing the current hand. This is to avoid any confusion should two players be knocked out at relatively the same time. Play tightens up considerably. The blinds were 2,000 - 4,000 with a 500 ante. I had 70,000, no danger of being blinded off, and no reason to go nuts without anything but a monster. The nice thing about the bubble is that you don’t have to worry about dwindling your chips very quickly. The hands move sooo slooooooow and almost all of them get folded around to the blind, were you just pick back up what you’ve invested that last round if you didn’t win a pot anyway.

Waiting for every hand to end, I had plenty of time to get a quick check on Jay and Blake. While Blake seemed ok with about 40,000, Jay was justifiably nervous with about 18,000 and the big blind only 2 hands away. As we were about to return to our respective tables a roar erupted two tables over and the high fives began instantly. The bubble had burst and we were all in the money. You should have seen the smile on Jay’s face, it was priceless. I later learned that the bubble buster happened when pocket kings lost to 6-7 offsuit. I did not want to see the look on that guy’s face. It was 12:15 and it was announced we would play to the end of the blind level at 1:00 AM. Incidentally, Jay and Blake were 63 and 62, the first two out in the money! What’s worse for Jay, he flopped trips and lost to a straight on the river.

As one may imagine, the play immediately loosened up. The 20,000 stacks were now gambling and as long as it took to knock the bubble out, they were now going out pretty quickly again. Although I didn’t want to do anything stupid, I was looking for a spot to play. Soon I would get the opportunity to do both. Against the best player at the table. Mr. Gale, who like everyone else folded his way through the bubble, opened in mid position for a raise to 12,000. It folded to me in the big where I held A-8 of spades. I’m not immune to boredom and against my better judgment I ….called. What was I looking to do? Flop an ace and perhaps leave in an unceremonious vortex of domination? Flop two spades and gamble the rest of my stack on a flush draw? What’s worse, the flop came 8 high, men’s warehouse. Instead of doing what I did next, it would have been better if I had just grabbed a handful of chips, walked over, handed them to Mr. Gale, and dropped my A-8 in the nearby garbage can. I committed the ultimate sin of the “weak lead”. Let’s see, there’s my 12, his 12, 2 in the small blind, and 4000 in antes. Into a pot of 30,000 I led out for …..13,000?

Before the chips hit the felt, I realized the grave err of my ways. Gale’s a pro. Pros make their living by pouncing on weakness whenever they see it. Regardless of the quality of my hand, my bet looked weak and I was immediately 100% sure I would get raised. While the small mistake was calling the preflop raise, the HUGE mistake was leading weak because it didn’t do anything to define to Gale the strength of my hand. Whether he even wanted to or not, he knew had to raise. I knew he did too, and therefore I quickly had NO idea where I was in the hand. He could easily have 99 or better, maybe a monster and he was raising to see if I flopped a set, or maybe nothing but the knowledge that I underbet the pot and it was his for the taking if he just showed a little initiative. He quickly made it 20,000 more to go. As the “what the hell have I just done” thoughts kept running through my head, one overriding thought kept coming back: I want to play tomorrow. Maybe he’s making a move here, maybe not but I still have 50,000 left and it’s enough to still do some damage.

On the last hand of the night I got all those chips back anyway. With two limpers in the pot, I looked at A-K of clubs on the button, moved all in and hoped, almost prayed for a caller. I was either taking the 20,000 pot, busting out, or doubling up. Everyone folded and I was back to 72,000. I bagged up my chips, put my name on them, ordered my FIRST Ketel & Tonic of the evening and strolled out of there absolutely wired with adrenaline. I found the rest of the guys at the blackjack table, cut the deck for them, they started winning, and I went back to the hotel, laid in bed smiling, and as far as I know I caught a little sleep.

Day 2

Coming in for day 2 was pretty cool. There was a print out of all those remaining in the tournament, their home town, and their chip count. There was 56 players remaining and I was only slightly less than the average of 90,000 with 72,000. Looking over the tournament sheet I also noticed the payout structure. I tried not look but with only 12 big blinds (the blinds were now 3,000 – 6,000 with 1,000 antes) it’s a good idea to know the money situation. What I saw was not encouraging. The payout structure was incredibly top heavy. Not every player received a gradually increasing payout; it was structured in brackets where 48-54, 41-47, 35-40, etc. got the same payout. And the increases in every level were quite miniscule. The first bracket got $1,800, the next $1,920, the next $2,048, etc. I noticed the payout didn’t jump to over $3,000 until something like 15th place or so. I knew I just couldn’t fold my way to more money; it was just so far down the road for any material increase in payout. Tournament organizers know this and they don’t want to be there til 5 in the morning either.

Tight play was way out the window. Chips were flying, small stacks were dying, and the big stacks were getting bigger. At my table, two guys got knocked in a hurry and, like just about every other table, we were playing shorthanded at 7. The blinds and antes were costing 16,000 a round and reality was setting in. Another problem I had was that there was only one stack shorter than me, the rest of the guys had a lot of ammo. If I didn’t get some chips, I would be out in less than an hour. Then reality really set in. The fortunate beneficiary of both the previous knockouts started raising. A lot. With his stack, I thought to myself, I’d be raising a lot too. On his 3rd raise in the last 4 hands I was in the small blind with a pair of 7s. Then I started thinking about the wrong stuff. I was thinking of the antes, the 9,000 in blinds every 7 hands, the slow payout structure, the need to double up. What I didn’t do was relax, sit back, and take a long look at my opponent for any signs of strength, weakness, nervousness, comfort. As I’ve been told by many an ex-girlfriend, I was only thinking about myself. I felt the need to double up so I said, one last time, “I’m all in.”

With only 50,000 more left and his huge stack, there was no question that he was going to call. I knew that and I wanted to get into a race, gamble for some chips or hit the bar. I was looking for Ace-King.

Although I was flying home on USAir, he must have been on American Airlines. He had Aces. Jay was watching me on the rail and others had planned to join later. I looked up at him, forced my best smile and said “Well. That’s it!”

To this day, I stand by my play but I don’t think I’ll do the same if I ever get the chance again. Reason number 1: Who knows when I’ll get that chance again. Reason number 2: Like my buddy Mr. Positive says, in tournament poker you always want to be the one pushing the action. Moving in with a mid pair to a guy who is guaranteed to call isn’t exactly pushing the action. And while the blinds were getting there, my stack was still nowhere near critical condition. At this stage of the tournament, 10 big blinds is not that small of as stack. I gave up a little early. I failed to realize that until I got to the payout table.

We started play at 2 PM that afternoon with 56 players. I went out in 42nd place, at 2:35. In 35 minutes, 15 players got knocked out. While the pace of knockouts would slow as the field shrunk, I realized that I didn’t totally take all the short stack gambling into account. Who knows, maybe I could’ve knocked one out, then doubled up to 200,000 in two hands.

Like I said, I stand by my play but next time I’ll probably do it differently.

One thing is for sure, I have not experienced such an adrenaline rush and the high of competition since playing for the state championship in High School Hockey.

Indian Larry and the Online Misfits

Shortly after the break I get moved to a new table. This table was so different than the first one that I thought I had woken up in some surreal dream were I was actually playing poker inside the main server at Full Tilt Poker (dot com). It was FULL of young, hyper agressive online maniacs, with their chief conspirator a 120 lb. goofball I dubbed “Indian Larry”. This nickname is for no other reason than the kid looked to be of Indian descent. Larry literally opened raised at least 75% of every pot and three of his buddies would jump in with him.

There were so many barely legal mouse mavens that one of them actually finally recognized Larry by his cyber moniker. 10 minutes after arriving at the table, this peach fuzz laden skinny kid suddenly piped up out of his seat and said to him “Hey, you’re ‘interblublublah 73 on FT, right? Yeah, I played a 109 with you last night”. As I was just about to inform this young lad that his handle was in fact “Indian Lar”….”Yeah!? That’s me,” Larry answered. Thanks for ruining the joke, Larry.

Watching them toss chips back and forth while I was catching nothing was starting to get to me. But then I remembered this is no weekly tournament, where the blinds go up every time someone scores in the basketball game on TV. I didn’t like it but then I remembered that I don’t have to play a goddamn hand for 2 hours if I don’t want to. I’ve got plenty of chips and the blinds aren’t going anywhere for another 50 minutes. Also buffering my spirits was the fact that I was quickly noticing that we had about 4 Full Blown Squeezers (FBS) at the table playing some serious LDP (Lock Down Poker). Aside from folding 20 hands in a row, one FBS actually went as far to admonish one of the young guns for calling off a quarter of his stack with K-Q while getting 5 to 1 on someone else’s all in bet. It’s nice when someone goes out of their way to tell you just how tight they are. It was feast or famine. Stay out of the way of the nut jobs and pound on the tighties whenever possible. That strategy did well to maintain my stack while waiting for a few of the nut jobs to blown themselves up.

It didn’t take long. Larry finally finished the effortless task of bluffing off his chips and instantly the table took on a different complexion. We were playing poker again. There were now 3 online kids who looked lost without their leader (and without many chips), 4 Bonafide FBS’s, me and the gentlemen next to me, whom we will call “Angry Guy”. As fate would have it, he and I would go to battle many times. You could see the fury boiling within him as I held over him in repeated pots. Sets of 5s, wired aces, AK over AQ, I couldn’t lose to him and he was losing his mind with my repeated raises and re-raises. It was a shame, he was the only guy whose play I respected and in the end it cost me chips. If it was one of the on liners, they would have paid me off many times over. No worries, holding over angry guy in those few pots and built my stack up to almost 50,000.

At this point in the tournament people were dropping out pretty quickly. The FBS coalition held on to their dwindling stacks, a few on liners gambled their way out, and our table finally got broken up. It’s good when the tables are getting broken up, it means the field is thinning and we’re getting closer to pay day. When I sat down at my new table, it was very apparent that it was crunch time. The pseudo tough guidos and internet hot shots were growing fewer and farther between and most of those who remained appeared to very much know what they were doing. I was just hoping I was one of them.

This part of the tournament is commonly known as “Moving Day”. You’re taking a stand with your good hands and either moving up into the money or moving on to the poker room and trying to get your grand back in the cash games. At this point in the game, everyone has their agenda. Are they squeezing their chips, trying to limp into the money? Are they gambling excessively in an effort to reach the final table with a big stack? Are they frustrated, about ready to melt down with a less than premium hand? DON’T EVER WEAR HEADPHONES AT A TABLE WHERE YOU DON’T KNOW THE PLAYERS. Listening to what they are saying will tell you so much about the types of hands they are willing to play and you will be much better prepared to play accordingly when facing them in a pot.

For the most part everyone’s playing about the same, not risking their whole life without a big hand, and hoping to scrape enough pots to stay ahead of the blinds, which were 800-1600 with antes of 200. Gazing around the table, I was glad to see there were few stacks much bigger than mine. There were one or two quite a bit bigger, a few about the same size, and a few short stacks that I hoped were soon to take the long walk. Then I looked at the faces. There’s nothing more exhilarating then recognizing one or two from tournaments you’ve seen on TV. There was one guy, not a household name, that I remembered seeing about 2 years ago on a show called “Speed Poker”. I remembered his name was Billy Hill. And I also remembered that he played like a solid pro. He didn’t overly bluff but he raised in position, followed up his bets with continuations and knew how to float a hand or two. I also noticed his diamond encrusted Rolex. No matter, most of the play was “raise and take it” and walks to the blinds.

I held my own, raising few hands, betting when appropriate and laying down when necessary, I was at least maintaining my chip position. Then Billy and I got into a hand. He raised early to 4800. With position on him I called with K-Q offsuit and the big blind also called. There was 17,000 in the pot. The flop came Queen high with 2 spades. The big blind checked and as expected Mr. Hill came out with a controlled, emotionless bet of 9,000. The pot now had 26,000 in it. With about 42,000 chips I am not laying this down, I’m not calling, and any raise will commit me to the pot. If Billy has A-Q, I’m crushed. If he has A-K, he’s crushed. The big blind was the x-factor though. He may have got in here with 2 spades, some straight cards, or even a small pair that could set up on the turn. I felt very confident I had the best hand and if I can’t go with it here then why the hell would I even show up? These guys are not getting another card without paying another 33,000 to see it. “I’m all in”. They both fold pretty quickly and any lingering feelings of uncertainty were replaced with an almost euphoric realization that I could most certainly hang with these guys. I now have 68,000. A couple uneventful rounds go by and finally the level ends, the dinner break is announced, and I have slightly above average chips of about 58,000.

Daryl was long gone to the poker room and Jerry was frantically searching for Rain Man at the blackjack tables, so Jay, Daryl’s buddy Blake, Jason, and I sat down for dinner at the Metropolitan. Jay, Blake, and I are still in and with about 100 players remaining we are all cognizantly aware that the 63 money spots are right around the corner. Not to jinx anything, Jay confides to me “Man, there’s no way I’m playing this long, going this far without making the money.” We’re all feeling it man. Big time. I’m pretty healthy with my stack but Jay and Blake are both hanging on with about 25,000 – 30,000 each. It’s 9 PM, we wish each other luck and head back to the tournament, ready for the home stretch that should last until about 2 AM. Walking back into the tournament, I caught myself sizing up every stack at every table I walked by. I was pleased with what I saw. There were a lot of stacks much smaller than mine and it was apparent the attrition rate would be accelerating.

More good news. Shortly after play resumes my table is broken up, the flies are dropping just like they should. Walking to my new table I quickly look around and I’m happy to see both Jay and Blake are still alive and the information screen shows 81 players, 18 to go.

Next: Hugs all around with the Gentleman.

Monday, January 28, 2008

It all started with a Limo


Well, I'm back and I apologize for making my loyal readers, both of them, wait so long to hear about the glamorous life of low stakes gambling. The turn of the new year brought lower interest rates, and being in the mortgage business I am absolutely SLAMMED with that dreaded four letter word: Work. Anyone who would like to take advantage of these dropping interest rates, please feel free to contact me at kevin@mortgagelighthouse.com. I would love to help.

Enough shameless self promotion, back to the action: As some of you know, I was the fortunate winner of a satellite tournament that bought me into one of the preliminary events at the annual WPT Borgata Winter Open.




I’d been playing well leading up to the $1,000 buy-in preliminary event at the WPT Borgata Winter Open. This would be my first tournament with a buy-in of over $200. Yeah, my indoctrination into the “low-to-mid roller club” was about to commence and I would need focus. I ramped up my work out schedule (hit the gym 3 times in 9 days!), went to bed before 3 am, switched to beer, and ate sensible meals. …..Ok, I didn’t sleep at all the night before, I worked late into the night the 3 nights before we left and, honestly, I was way too amped to sleep anyway.

The day before we flew out I received the following email from Daryl: “Caveman, Everett’s dad is picking us up in a limo at the airport.” The trip was definitely starting off on the right foot! Upon entering the limo at the Philadelphia Airport we were greeted to Jason’s dad, his high roller buddy, and cheers of “First stop, Liquor Store!” It was noon and I was zonked but the fact that those two Budweisers tasted pretty good gave me high hopes for the weekend to come.

We arrived in Atlantic City Thursday afternoon; the tournament was to start at 11:00 am the next day. I fished the low limit Harrah’s poker room for $200 in beer money and was in bed by midnight. My decent night’s sleep would serve me well. Standing in line to register for the tournament, I was surrounded by smelly tri-state area degenerates and began to think this might not be so tough after all. I laid down my grand, got my seat assignment and headed into the massive ballroom in which the tournament was being held. What an atmosphere! A monumental coliseum of poker was laid before my eyes; tables, dealers, huge screens with ESPN, and $640,000 was spread across the landscape as far as the eyes could see.

This tournament had 640 entrants and I could not quite grasp such an immense gathering of east coast pseudo-toughs, grease balls, and bottom feeders. The Guido Factor was of unbelievable proportions. Looking around the room, this cologne drenched, gold chain wrapped collection of knee-breaker wannabes made an episode of the Sopranos appear culturally diverse. In the words of Paulie Walnuts, what bunch of Stunads. I never thought I would miss the collection of striped-shirt hotshot douchery that so permeates the Las Vegas scene. At least those guys wear the expense cologne.

On to the game:

I sat down at my table at 10:58 and studied my adversaries. I was glad I did not recognize a single face from any of the way-too- many poker tournaments I have watched on TV. With 8,000 chips and blinds starting at 25-50, the first hand was dealt. Everyone folded to the cut off seat who raised it to 150, and everyone after that folded. The raiser guy showed pocket kings and we all chuckled. “Nice start” I thought but compared my next hand that was nothin’. Yep, I may have flown in on USAir but on the 2nd hand of the tournament, I’m flying American Airlines. I raise to 150 with my Aces and PRAY that nobody calls, I just don’t want to get into a tangle 2 minutes into the tournament with 9 guys about whom I know absolutely nothing. Thankfully they all fold and I get this eerie feeling that this just might turn out to be a good day. This feeling kept getting stronger as play went on. Other than the 50-something guy with the neatly trimmed mustache wearing a Penn State jacket (my alma mater), this table was pretty soft and I was getting my share of cards. I saw no reason to lay off the gas, playing every hand with sensible aggression and throwing in a few bluffs here and there. I usually don’t strive to achieve the “Table Captain” image but these guys were developing a healthy respect for my plays and someone had to drive the action.

Timing is everything and though I wasn’t getting an unreasonable amount of good cards, they always seemed to come at exactly the right time. I was taking blinds with Ace-King and three limpers, coming over the top with Queens, and catching a flush on the turn with 3 in the pot. Things were going pretty well. And when presented with a tough decision and sketchy cards, I just threw them away. The blinds lasted an hour long and at this stage of the tournament patience and selective aggression were rewarding me well when the following hand came up: With the blinds at 150-300 the fellow to my right, “Jersey Jim” for lack of better name, raised it to 900. I called with a pair of 3s. The flop was A-3-7 and Jim bet out 1,500 which I smooth called. The turn was another Ace and Jim checked to me. I didn’t really like that but I was also certain Jim had a big Ace and no worry of pairing his kicker for a better boat. I bet 4,500. Jim gave it about 10 seconds thought, muttered that A-J must be no good and chucked his hand into the muck. “Well, Jim, you’re just too good” I thought to myself and decided that if he was going to make big laydowns then by God I would give him plenty of reason. I decided to pound on him whenever possible.

A few hands went by and the blinds had just gone to 200-400. It was folded all the way around to Jersey Jim on the button. He made it 1200 to go and along with the general aroma of Guido wafting through the air, I also smelled a rat. I held 4-2 offsuit (more on that later) but the guy on my left was playing extremely tight so I decided to give Jim the once over and contemplated a steal. Jim’s chest was heaving a little too hurriedly and his mouth was pinched tight. I re-raised it 4,200, set my chin in my hand and stared blankly at the felt. Big Blind folded and Jim calmly flashed K-Q, mentioned something about giving me respect, and I collected a free 1600. This is working, Jim. Let’s keep playing. Another opportunity presented itself two hands later.

The table was tightening up and it folded all the way to Jim in the small blind. Jim limped in and I looked at A-10 of clubs. I raised to 1200 and Jim called. With a flop of King high and two clubs, Jim checked to me and I bet 2000 and then….Jersey Jim came alive, min-raising it to 4000. My previous beatings on Jim had given me about a 20,000 to 12,000 chip lead on him and most importantly, he had enough chips to fold here. With my chin resting gently in my left hand (I had concentrated on cultivating this constant pose during every hand) those words I had been patiently waiting to utter came out of my mouth. “I’m all in”. God that felt good. And it felt even better when Jim showed a King as he folded, AGAIN throwing away the best hand. I now had about 28,000 in chips and the luxury of picking my spots, riding the range, and punchin’ them dogies. A couple orbits went by and it was again time for Jim and I to go to battle. With a few limpers in the pot, Jim raised to 1800, leaving him about 9000 behind. This time it was for real, I peeked at one King, and then another. The most wanted outlaw in the land was back in town and ….“I’m all in”. Jim had seen enough of this shit and took a stand with Ace-Queen. Well, an ace hit the flop and another hit the river. Jim doubled up and I was back to around 15,000. But salvation was right around the corner……

A few hands later the tournament director announced that this was the last hand before a 15 minute break. A nice, bald gentleman (we’ll call him “Dilbert”) who had earlier conversed that he owned a small engineering firm limped in middle position and it folded to me in the small blind. I called with 4-2 offsuit and the big blind checked. Alright, I have junk and my main concern was getting this hand over with and finding the rest room with the shortest lines. Well Valhalla! The flop is 2-2-4, two spades. Row, row row your boat, gently down the boardwalk, merrily merrily life is but a .. I hope you have a spade draw!

Here’s some rope, Dilbert, check. Big blind checks, Dilbert checks. Turn is a 10 of spades, Oh Hallelujah, Thank Ya Jesus! I notice Dilbert has about 14,000 left, he has perked up at this turn of events and my only concern is coming up with the best way to liquefy his assets. With 1800 in the pot, I lead out for 2000. Dilbert does his best impersonation of the Make-A-Wish Foundation, making all our dreams come true by raising to 6000. No use laying low here. “I’m all in”. GOD those three words sound so gooooood. I flinch just a little as he insta-calls me with…..Q-10 offsuit? The river is a blank, I’m up to about 32,000 and I practically skip to the rest room, glancing back as the unsuspecting gentleman gathers his belongings. Isn’t poker just awesome!!!!!

Next: Indian Larry and the Online Misfits.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Illusion or Not, We are Still Here



Widespread Panic played Phillips Arena in Atlanta last night. I caught the end of it on Sirius radio. They absolutely smoked that place down.





Happy New Year and your pots be monsters.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Today's List


1. Playing in Traffic

2. Being impaled

3. Smashing Your Fingers with a Meat Tenderizer

4. laying in front of a steamroller

5. Listening to "Celine Dion's Greatest Hits"




Things that are more fun than online poker.